La risa es una enfermedad que contagia, entonces a contagiar a los demas, adelante...
Despues de varios años de recoger chistes en presentaciones power point enviadas por mis amigos a mi correo electronico he decidido compartir con todo aquel que le interese dichos chistes, muchos de ellos son politicos de mi pais Honduras, pero creo se pueden aplicar a cualquier politico de cualquier pais, otros son picantes (un poco atrevidos o sea para adultos) que en mi opinion son los mejores ya que todo lo relacionado con la sexualidad nos hace reir mas y algunos linguisticos...
Algunos son propios y la mayoria son chepiados de otros comicos...
Recuerden se los dice un Psiquiatra; Rian esa es la mejor medicina para la depresion
1.- Solamente pesa 25,689 Kb y les dara horas de risas
2.- El archivo de descarga contiene 90 presentaciones Power Point con chistes variados
Les dejo algunas presentaciones power point de ejemplo y que estan en la descarga
Uno para Gorditas, con ranchera tipo Karaoke...
Link: http://www.authorstream.com/player/player.swf?p=143466_633687597911903750
Link: http://www.authorstream.com/player/player.swf?p=143462_633687593111903750
Link: http://www.authorstream.com/player/player.swf?p=159027_633718688795836250
Las Mujeres quien las puede complacer, solo un Hotel hecho para ellas
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Link: http://www.authorstream.com/player/player.swf?p=159291_633719232239545578
lunes, 3 de mayo de 2010
CHISTES DESDE HONDURAS GRACIAS A elmachodeamerica5
GRACIAS AL FEDE.... TE PASASTE HERMANO GRACIAS POR COMPARTIR ESTO CON NOSOTROS
link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=-dadPWhEhVk
Lo filmé en el 2006, me llevó a mi y a otro artista 3d (Mauro Rondan) 6 meses de laburo a full, (repartidos a lo largo de 2 años...) hacer las casi 90 tomas de post que aparecen en el corto.
Usamos 3dMax, FumeFx, Glu3d, AfterEffects, Photoshop y Premiere.
Gastamos unos U$s300 dolares para el día de rodaje de la gente corriendo de un lado para el otro, y las post la hicimos a huevo.
En paralelo desarrollamos el video clip de la banda uruguaya SNAKE, que oficia de banda sonora del corto.
link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=r8F9Qvror6g
Adjunto backstage del rodaje:
link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=NFNrQ56tBQQ
Espero les guste!
Saludos para todos.
FedeAlvarez
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256 MB Graphics Memory with Shader 3.0
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